A sardar was walking on the road. Suddenly he bent down to pick something, got up & screamed "Saale,Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hain jaise samosa paraa ho.....!!!"
Wedding nite:
Dulhan Sardar se,
aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....
SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha.!!!
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
1 sardar exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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sardar ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.
A sardar asked his
frend,
"kya tumhare
underwear mein
suraakh hain?"
Frend replied:"No"
Sardar said,
"to phir taangein kahan
se daalta hai saalay..;->
SARDAR ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.
Shopkeeper:kun wapis kha?
Sardar:ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala
seetiyan bajata hai.->
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