An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman
Throws his mug away and walks out
American
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian
Sells the beer to the American and
insect to the Chinese and
gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani
Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
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