sardarji joined MNC

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other
asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one
asked,"So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started
crying.The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied,"I have come for my urine test."


The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh were out on a romantic evening. She said to him, "Santa
Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone
number?"


A sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the
pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the
other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking
to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU
are talking to, you fool?" "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied the sardarji and put down the phone!