Panga kyun liya

"aik sardar apne toatey(parot) ke sath plane mein ja raha tha airhostess jab pas se guzri to toatey ne uske bazoo pe kata(bite) wo samji ke sardar ne chera hai kehne lagi sardar ji baaz aa jao next time phir toatey ne aisa hi kiya airhostess boli agar ab tum ne chra to main pilot ko tumari shikayat karoon gi sardar ji toatey se boley yaar na cher kyun marwaye ga third time phir jab wo pas se guzri to phir toatey ne cher diya uss ne pilot ko shikayat ki to pilot ne kaha ab agar chere to isko plane se bair phaink do sardar ji ne soacha yaar aise hi naam lag raha hai aik baar cheir kar hi dekh lo agli bar airhostess jab pas aayi iss se pahle ke toata cherta sardar ji ne cheir diya airhostess ne ghusa mein aa kar dono ko plane se bahir phaink diya sardar ji roney lag gaye haye mar gaya haye mar gaya to toata bola.... urna nahi aata tha to panga kyun liya tha................. "