Julie aur Sulie

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main
fark bole to solid.

Julie ekdum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ek dum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie tho bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam jiddi.... rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.

To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ek
fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.Sulie bhi pati se fridge
maangtihai.Pati bechara garib Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge
khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine AirConditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd
karti hai baap. Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara
aur paise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka dhimaag
satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pitaji ka zameen bech dalta
hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.

Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie jidd karti
hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ki
dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Ab! hi apun tera ek nahin sunega.
Apun jaa rahela hai"

To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur
paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.

To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko
park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to
saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab
kuch ghayab!!

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch bolti hai.
Abhi Ek dum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??





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"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........
NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN...