Santa Banta

SANTA-Oye tu kya kar raha hai?
BANTA-Is baby ki aawaz record kar raha hun!!!!!
SANTA-Kyun?
BANTA-Wo jab bada ho jaega, use uska matlab puchunga!! ;->

Santa singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh: Yes, I have
Santa singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh: Yes, I have.
Banta singh: Well, my father killed it. . . ;->

What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?
Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......

Newspaper mein news lugi k "50% of Sardars are donkeys."
The Sardars protested.
Next day news lagi k"50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys."
The Sardars celebrated.

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga

Once The CID asked a sardar why the criminals leave their fingerprints after crime..?
the sardar said: The criminals are uneducated. If they were Educated, they would leave their signatures . . . ;->